EEWWW but funny

It's easy to understand why radical, fundamentalist Muslim terrorists are
so
quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyle:

No premarital sex.

No booze. None.  Never.

No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.

No Spice channel. No Playboy channel.  No ESPN.

No Hooters.

No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

No organized sports of any kind.  That's right -- NO sports...well, maybe that thing with the 
goat head (or is it the goat body)?

Women have to be completely covered and wear veils.  No thongs.

Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy, nasty, camels.

Sand. *&^%** sand everywhere!

More sand.

Ever try to fish at an oasis?  No bass boats.  No bass. No fish.

Sandstorms.    More *&^%** sand everywhere!

Rags for clothes and hats.

Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.

Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe yourself with your left hand.  Toilet 
tissue considered "decadent, Western."

Constant wailing from  next door ... no...wait, that's their music!

And when you die it's supposed to all get better... No wonder they volunteer!