TERRORIST HYBRIDS MULTIPLYING IN THE SOUTH

The Governors of Arkansas, Louisiana, & Texas would like to announce that they have made a very 
disturbing discovery in their states.  Apparently, a small number of terrorists have become 
romantically involved with the locals. The results are NOT PRETTY and they now have the 
frightening task of reporting a new hybrid ethnic group.  "ISLAMABUBBAS" !!!!!!

"So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, as we are hard at work trying 
to isolate and seal them off.   To date, we have identified the following."

 1.  Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
 2.  Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Aboutit
 3.  Mohammed Forest Gumpa Bubba
 4.  Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
 5.  Bobbie Jo Charlene Afat Bubba
 6.  Betty Jean Hasbinna Badgurl Bubba
 7.  Cleave Daba Hava Tampa Bubba
 8.  Linda Sue Binthere Dunthat Bubba

"Not surprisingly, they all seem to have been sprung from one couple,  Mohammed  Whozyadaddy  
and  Yomamma  Bin  Lovin."