Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call down from behind a sand dune. 
"One Texas soldier is better than 10 Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly sends his 10 best soldiers over the dune and a gun battle breaks 
out, continuing for a few minutes before silence falls.

The voice then calls out "One Texas soldier is than 100 Taliban"

The Taliban commander sends 100 soldiers over the dune and a huge gunfight begins again. After 
10 minutes of battle, again silence.

Then the Texan calls out "One Texan is better than 1,000 Taliban"

The enraged Taliban commander sends 1,000 soldiers over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine 
gun fire ring out in a huge battle. Then silence.

Eventually, one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and, with his dying words, 
tells his commander "Don't send ant more men, it's a trap. There are actually two of them."