Jay Leno on Osama

Allegedly from Jay Leno's show:

"You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hung around on 
these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are 
two days late with a video and these people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of 
immigration."


"The Taliban has asked Osama bin Laden to voluntarily leave the country. They said they delivered
 him a note asking him to leave, which is a pretty good trick considering they claim they don't 
even know where he is."


"I read in the paper today this bin Laden guy is the wealthiest guy in Afghanistan. That's when 
you know your government is no good, when the wealthiest guy in the country lives in a cave."


"There are reports on the news tonight that members of the Taliban feel
persecuted and fear their own safety. So now they know what it is like to
feel like a woman in their country."


"There was a rumor that Jesse Jackson was going to go over there to talk with the Taliban, 
apparently they were having trouble rhyming the word Jihad."


"The U.S. Government has said they are now going to go after the terrorist's electronic banking 
system. You know what they should do? They should transfer bin Laden's funds to my bank. They'd 
mess up his deposits, screw up his statement and nickel and dime him to death with service charges."


"More and more details coming out now about spoiled rich kid Osama bin Laden. Time reports this 
week he was one of 52 kids. Mother must be exhausted. This guy inherited $80 million at age 13 
and has since expanded it to $300 million through construction, smart investments and gas and 
oil investments. This way, he can use the money in his war against capitalism."


"The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you 
know, it couldn't hurt."


"More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same 
place two nights in a row, just like Clinton."


"This Osama bin Laden guy, a spoiled rich kid worth $300M.  I have three words for this guy: 
Anna Nicole Smith. We send her over there, she'll get his money, he'll be dead in a week."