DE EBONICS CRIMMUS POME

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus,
An' all over da hood.
ereybody wuz sleepin',
Dey wuz sleepin'real good.
All over da fambily,
Wuz layin' in dey beds.
While Ripple and Thunderbird,
Dance tru dey heads.
I passed out on da floor,
Right next to my maw.
When I heard sech a fuss,
I thunk "It must be de law!"
I looked out thru da bars,
What covered my doer.
Spectin' da sheriff,
Wif a warrant fo show!
And what did I see?
I said, "Lawd, look at dat!"
Ther' wuz a huge wattamelon,
Pulled by giant warf rats!
Now over all da years,
Sanna Claus, he be white.
But, looks likes us bros,
Gets a black Sanna dis night.
Faster dan a po'lees car,
My homeboy, he came.
He whupped on dem big warf rats,
An' called dem by name!
On Leroy, on 'Lonzo,
And on Willie Lee.
On Saphire, on Chenequa",
Dey wuz a site ta see!
As h e landed dat wattamelon,
Out der in da street.
I knowed fo sho,
Da damndest site I ebber did see!
He didn't go down no chimbley,
He picked da lock on my doer.
And I sez to myself,
Shit, he done dis befoe!"
He had dis big bag,
Full of prezents i spect.
Wid Jordans and fake gold,
To wear roun my neck.
But he left no good prezents,
Just started stealin' my shit.
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!
Wit my stuff in da bag,
Out da window he flewed.
I woulda tried to catch him,
But he stealed my knife too!
He jumped on dat wattamelon,
An 'whipped out a switch.
He wuz gone in a secon',
Dat sonuvabitch!
Next year I be hopin',
Anutha Sanna we git.