Alabama Windows recall

	It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama version of Windows may 
have accidentally may have been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions 
you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama version may be recognized by 
looking at the opening screen. It reads Widers with a background picture of the General Lee 
superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.

	Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse. My Computer is called This Infernal 
Contraption. Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys. Control Panel in known as Dern Dashboard. 
Hard drive is referred to as 4-Wheel Drive. And, floppies are them little ol' plastic disc thangs.

Other features:
instead of error messages you get covered with a garbage bag and duct tape
OK	  = ats awww-right
Cancel	  = hail no
reset	  = aww shoot
yes	  = shore
no	  = naaaa
find	  = hunt fer it
go to	  = ovr yonder
back	  = back yonder
help	  = halp me out here
stop 	  = ternit off
start 	  = crank er up
settings  = sittings
programs  = stuff at does stuff
documents = stuff I done done

Also note that Winders does not recognize capitol letters or punctuation marks. Some programs 
that are exclusive to Winders:

tipewriter	= a word processor
colerin book	= a graphics program
addin merchine	= calculator
outhouse paper	= notepad
jupe box	= CD player
iner-net	= web browser
pichers		= a graphics viewer
IRS		= accounting software
IRS2		= accounting program with hidden files
coon dog	= American Kennel Club records
fishin		= Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records
NRA		= National Rifle Association list
shotgun		= Remington Arms price list
riffel		= Winchester price list
pisstel		= Smith & Wesson price list
truck		= Ford, Chevy, & Dodge dealers in Alabama by zip code
car		= same as above just need two lists in Alabama
cuzzins		= family history (usually a 3meg file)
tax records	= usually an empty file
shells		= ammunition inventory (another 3meg file)
bud		= Budweiser distributors by zip code
doc		= Veterinarians by zip code

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. 
You may return it for a replacement.