The Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle
ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the 
spread of his dreams in Wyoming. 

"So what did you name the ranch?" asked a friend when he 
flew out to visit. 

"We had a heck of a time," admitted the new cowboy. 
"Couldn't agree on anything. We finally settled on the 
Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch." 

"Wow!" His friend was impressed. "So where are all the cattle?" 

"None of 'em survived the branding."