A middle-aged women had a heart attack and was taken to the 
hospital, where she had a near death experience. 

Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" 

God replied, "No, You have another 43 years, two months and eight 
days to live." 

Upon recovery, the women decided to stay in the hospital for a 
face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. 

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. 
While crossing the street on her way home, she was was struck 
by a car and died. 

Arriving in heaven, she asked God: "You said I had another 43 
years. Why didn't you pull me from the path of the car?" 

God answered, "I didn't recognize you."