1. Recruiter. Send your boss' resume to competing companies and have them hire him away! 
And BONUS - you get the commission to boot! Repeat as needed to rid yourself of other co-irkers.

2. Task Matching Service. Take everyone's assigned work and re-rout it to someone who's 
actually qualified to do it.

3. Web-site development. If it's what you do for a job anyway, no one will notice the extra work.

4. Sell drinks and snacks at 5 to 10 cents less than the 200 percent inflated prices of the 
vending machines.

5. Corporate Bounty Hunter - NOT headhunter. c'mon, you know it'd work!