How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago 

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York 

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey 

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston 

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick 
on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles 

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving 
in California 

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in 
back seat: Italy 

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio: Seattle 

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the 
accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas 

10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in the rear window, beer cans on floor, 
squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia 

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visable above the windshield, driving 35 mph on 
the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida