A farmer walke dinto an attorney's office, wanting to file for a divorce. 

Attorney: May I help you?

Farmer: Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.

Attorney: Well, do you have any grounds?

Farmer: Yea, I got about 140 acres.

Attorney: No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?

Farmer: No, I don't have a case, but I have a John Deer.

Attorney: No, you don't understand. Do you have a grurge?

Farmer: Yea I gota grudge. That's where I keep the John Deer.

Attorey: No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?

Farmer: Yes sir, I have a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.

Attorney: Wel, does your wife beat you up or anything?

Farmer: No sir, we both get up at 4:30 every morning.

Attorney: Well, is she a nagger or anything?

Farmer: No, ske's a little white girl, but our last child was a nagger and 
that's why I want this dayvorce!!