Driving etiquette for rednecks

1. Dim your lights for approaching vehicles. Even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does not always have the 
right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back 
beer, too.

5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.