A Two Year Marriage Degree... 

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating 
marriage - under the assumption that men should be trained for marriage... 
A new two-year degree is being offered at the "University of Matrimony" that 
many of you should be interested in. That's right, in just six semesters, 
you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA Degree (Male Arts). Please 
take a moment to look over the program outline. 
We recommend you think seriously about our Electives, these will greatly 
enhance your use of the MA Degree! 
FIRST YEAR 
Spring Schedule: 
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity 
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework 
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas 
Summer Schedule: 
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques 
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 3 am 
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception 
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook 
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II 
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers 
Fall Schedule: 
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Jerk When You're Wrong 
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence 
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker of the Two 
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers 
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers 
SECOND YEAR 
Summer Schedule: 
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) 
(See Electives Below) 
MEN 202 How to Keep From Hacking, Spiting, & Burping Around the Opposite Sex 
(Elective) 
MEN 203 Take a Shower! You Stink! (Male Hygiene) 
MEN 204 Male Hygiene PII 
MEN 205 Reacting Calmly in Difficult Situations 
Spring Schedule: 
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency 
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children 
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver 
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise 
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 
Fall Schedule: 
MEN 221 Eating Like a Human Instead of an Animal is Possible (Elective) 
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions 
MEN 223 That Was The Wrong Move... & Don't Forget It 
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 
Course Electives: 
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu 
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils 
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly 
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law 
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening 
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" 
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her 
We Look forward to seeing you next semester! 
Sincerely, 
Dean of the "University of Matrimony" 
Carey