Today's Joke: 
Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." 
"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. 
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way 'Take a clean dish and...'" 

Quick Wit 
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and 
keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.