Mating Habits! 

A man takes his wife to a livestock show and ............... 

They start walking down an aisle where several prize-winning bulls are stalled. A sign on the 
first bull's stall reads: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year. That's nearly once a 
week. Isn't that nice!." 

They proceed to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 
times a month. You could learn from this one!" 

They went to the last bull whose stall has a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE 
A DAY!!! You could REALLY learn from this one." 

The man, finally fed up, turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if he had the same cow 
every day."