Here are two things that should provide food for thought: 

Scientific studies reveal that more money is currently being spent on breast augmentation, 
penile enlargement, and Viagra than on Alzheimer's disease. Experts predict that within a short 
time, it's likely that a bunch of people will be running around with bodacious ta ta's and huge 
wangers who won't have any idea what to do with them. 
 

Never Tick A Woman Off (isn't that a given??) 

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman 
strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool 
shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the 
handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! Y
ou're not going to cut it off, are you?" 

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 
"Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to".