Subject: Women 
 
 
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door 
and shouts at the top of her lungs, 
 
"Honey pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" 
 
The husband says "Oh my god! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" 
 
The wife yells back, "It doesn`t matter. Just get the fuck out!!"