Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a 
bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function, and begins to 
talk: 

Man: "Hello?"

Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Woman: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. 
Can I buy it?"

Man: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models.
I saw one I really liked. . . . "

Man: "How much?"

Woman: "$60,000."

Man: "For that price I want it with all the options."

Woman: "Great! One more thing . . . The house we wanted last year is back 
on the market. They're only asking $450,000."

Man: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000."

Woman: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you!"

Man: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"