BOOTY CALL APPLICATION
THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the "Agreement") is entered into 
as of the _____ day of __________, 2000, by and between ____________ and ____________.

1. No sleeping over

2. No meeting in public

3. No calls before 2 am

4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff

5. No emotional discussions..(ex. Where are we heading with this?  You know where it's heading!!)

6. No plans made in advance.. that's why you're called the "backup"

7. No non-sexual gifts (altoids not included)

8. No baby talk (however, dirty talk is encouraged)

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (in fact, no conversations are a plus)

10. No kissing (too intimate)

11. No calling each other "friends with benefits" (we are not friends and we never will be)

12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK (Phrases such as, "HONESTLY I WAS THINKING ABOUT
"Halle Berry/Tyson Beckford", are completely acceptable)

13. No extra clothing (I don't want you leaving anything behind that my real man/woman might find!)

14. No guilt about falling asleep right after sex

15. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it (I don't care)..and don't ask me!! I'll 
get mine you worry about yours.

16. I will not walk you to the door/car for any reason

17.  If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be, "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend"

18. Doggie style preferred (rare exceptions when I am tired and let you ride)

19. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better.

20. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes


** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The before mentioned rules may not be altered or amended 
for any reason whatsoever.  If any party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, 
this will automatically become null and void and the parties hereto will have no further rights or 
obligations with arising out of the subject matter hereof.


Signed:  ____________ and ____________.

Date: ____________