In a train carriage, there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a hot-looking, 
young blonde, and an awful looking old lady.

After several minutes into the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, 
and the sound of a hard slap is heard.

After they exited the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
 
(1) The blonde thought : "That horny Clinton wanted to touch me and by 
mistake, he must have put his hand on that old lady, who in turn must have 
slapped his face."

(2) The old lady thought: "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the 
blonde, and she slapped him".

(3) Bill Clinton thought: "George put his hand on that blonde, and by mistake 
she slapped me".

(4) George Bush thought: "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can slap 
the hell out of Clinton again".